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sterek » stiles can teleport places au

For Sterek Week! Friday: Sterek AU

 Derek steps down onto the beach, his dogs already far ahead of him. The wind is biting and grey is settling in but he’s not going to let the weather stop his daily routine. Sand moves under his feet and he notices a man wandering over the beach, hands in his pockets and his whole body shivering.

 His dogs rush around the man’s ankles, excited for some human contact other than Derek. Not many people come to this place and he’s not even sure how the man got here. Derek watches as the figure bends down to pet his dogs, and as Derek drifts closer he smells the breath of magic on the man.

 It hits him hard and his own eyes start to burn with colour involuntarily. The man freezes, standing straight, and his pretty pink lips part in terror. His face goes pale and waves of his scent hit Derek’s nose. It’s flooded with the prickle of magic and anxiety. Then the man is gone.

 Derek’s dogs rush up and bark at his heels, moving around excitedly at the man’s sudden disappearance. He feels like he should be worried. No one comes to this part of the coast and the closest town is two hours away. The last time he was around something supernatural his family died, but now Derek doesn’t have anything to lose or the energy to care. The man seemed to think Derek would do more harm to him, anyway.


 It’s another month before he sees the man again. This time he’s scrambling through sandy bush, swearing whenever his hands swipe against the cutting grass. Derek clears and throat. The man darts his head up and his warm, amber eyes stare back. He slips and falls on his backside.

 “What are you doing here?” Derek says, unfriendly.

 He licks his lips, and his heart is thrumming. “Are you – are you magic too?”

 Derek’s eyes threaten to glow blue again. He’s anticipated the dance of magic that falls off the young man so he has a better grip on his control. Derek steps forward, his eyes narrow. He doesn’t want anyone falling into his territory and he curls his lips, revealing his fangs. Derek lifts his hands, his claws lengthening and blue pierces the man. Hair begins to cover his face and Derek smells a bit of fear, hears a small squeak, and then the man is pulled into the air and he’s gone.


 “I’m Stiles,” he says, and this time he’s right by Derek’s small cottage, hidden behind rows of trees. Derek snarls at him but the effect is lost when one of his dogs runs to Stiles’ legs and starts trying to lick his hands and knees.

 “Go away,” Derek tells him.

 “I can’t, not by will,” he says, inching closer. Derek would’ve hoped that because he’s got an axe in hand that the guy would be wary and hopefully run away. He’s a sweaty, angry, lonely man, and though he’s chopping wood he probably satisfies the image of an axe murderer.

 Stiles doesn’t run away.

 “I’ve never met anyone,” he clears his throat. “Different.”

 Derek has a burst of sympathy start up inside him but he tears it down instantly. He goes back to throwing his axe against the log and he only stops when he hears a loud chuckle.

 “Didn’t think you’d be the kind of person to have pink flowers on their window sill,” Stiles says at him.

 Derek glares. The flowers had been his mother’s favourite, and he’s only ever seen them grow in this part of the country. “What do you want?” he snaps.

 Stiles shrugs, looking away. His lips look cracked. “Answers.”

 “Well I can’t give them to you,” Derek says gruffly. He turns back to his small cottage and hopes by the time he’s used his pathetic little shower that Stiles will be gone. When he goes back outside, his dog is whining at a spot that smells like magic and smells like Stiles.


 He returns from the grocery store, his beat up truck trailing up the dirt of his driveway. It’s dark by the time he gets back and when he steps inside all of his lights are on. Derek smells him everywhere, like he’s gone around and poked in all of Derek’s things.

 His kitchen is even emptier than when he left it and the larger of his two dogs comes down the stairs and immediately starts to press its side against Derek’s legs. Derek bends down and runs his hands through his dog’s coat, accepting a wet kiss from the only company he gets these days, and then he moves down the hallway. He’s surprised to find that Stiles didn’t step into his bedroom.

 It takes more than a few days before his scent has left the cottage completely.

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Am I the only one who thinkgs the Beacon Hills kids won’t be able to go to college because of the whole supernatural shenanigans?

Or if they do, their admission will be into a college that has the power to make them anonymous (i.e. Stanford) so they don’t have to deal with the supernatural shenanigans.

And also, they won’t be able to stand apart for too long? As in, the whole pack will go to Stanford?

Nope, I’ve thought the same thing.  Wherever they go, I think the core group of Scott, Stiles, Lydia, Kira and probably Malia at this point will go together.  And Liam complicates things, but I see either the pack deferring for a couple years til he can go with them (or more likely), his parents being in the know by that point and relocating near where the pack goes to college (hey, they figure its their best chance to make sure he goes to college too).

Most future fics (past college) with the pack usually have just the cast members living small quiet lives together or moving back to Beacon Hills and continuing to protect it, but I think that’s mostly because people don’t want to deal with a lot of OCs.  Personally, my headcanon is that the future McCall pack is huge, one of the biggest there is, because word spreads obviously, about True Alpha McCall and everything his pack stands for.  

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Well, yes, but I am quite a bit interested in the college years and process - particularly after an avalanche of fics where Stiles goes to Harvard while Scott stays in community college, and something pocket said about Scott not being able to get into college with the grade drop he suffered, and that got me thinking - what will happen when they go to college?

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Don’t mind me clutching my face over y’alls future headcanons THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD

Anyway don’t mind me I’m just gonna get my California on for a bit

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I kinda love the Scott as vet thing the way Alan put it….like new supernatural arrivals in town are totally wowed by Full Moon Inc and how sophisticated and impressive Danny and Lydia are and the pack’s little gated community and its all so reassuring and safe and STRONG that they can’t wait to meet the True Alpha they’ve heard so much about….and then they’re directed to the animal clinic and they meet this really quiet, really peaceful guy and they’re like….wait, am I being punk’d, and Scott just claps them on the shoulder, has them put their hand on a dog and hold them in place, maybe taking some pain as he gets the medicine he needs to treat it and just like that they GET IT, man.

Hmmm, my problem with the Stiles as Sheriff headcanon has always been like….from an outside perspective, this kid was in the middle of every crime in Beacon Hills during his high school years, he had a restraining order taken out against him and his best friend, was present both times the sheriff’s station was attacked, and was once committed to Eichen House.  Granted, all this stuff was as a minor, but putting it all together, I’m not sure how easy it would be for him to get into law enforcement, even with his dad pulling strings on his behalf - and I’m not sure how much the Sheriff COULD intervene on his behalf, even if he was inclined to….and I’m not totally sure he would be inclined to.  Obviously he loves Stiles, but he loves the law too, and isn’t going to be happy helping to bend it without a damn good reason, and I’m not sure his son getting a job is that reason, when Stiles could do pretty much anything.  And its not like the town NEEDS Stiles as Sheriff, when Parrish is totally capable of taking over after the Sheriff anyway.  

Add to that, I’m not entirely sure Stiles would WANT to be Sheriff.  He’s a creature of extremes, such as how he cares either too much about people or not enough.  By that I mean he’s never going to be great at delegating because either he’s not a huge fan of the person he’s sending into danger in which case he might not care quite enough whether they get hurt (ie if he had a deputy like Haigh)….or he cares a great deal about the person he’d be sending into danger (like the deputy the Darach sacrificed in 3A) in which case he’d be more likely not to delegate at all and try and just handle it himself.  However one thing Stiles IS really good at is knowing his limitations, so I think he’d recognize this and never go after his dad’s job in the first place.  

I could see him more as getting a private investigator license, so he’s free to poke his nose into cases on his own terms, frustrating Parrish to no end, and irking Lydia and Danny as well.  (He loves spouting shit like ‘here’s looking at you kid’ as he walks out the door and Lydia rolls her eyes and is all ‘Stiles, just because a movie is in black and white that doesn’t mean its noir’).

Alternatively I see him as an academic, buried in his books and notes and theories when he’s not seeking out some pattern in particular for the pack.  He was all ‘ugh stupid druids, what do they know anyway’ when Deaton decided to train Danny instead of him, and found a bunch of books and taught himself alchemy instead, with many an accidental explosion along the way.  And now he and Danny butt heads all the time coming at problem-solving from completely different schools of magical theory and Danny’s all ‘No Stiles, your ability to combine hydrogen with mandrake root and create something that turns into an out of control slime monster determined to kill us all does not make you right about this,’ to which Stiles snarks back ‘Oh hey remember that time I was bummed for all of 2 seconds that I didn’t get to be a druid until I remembered that the chief job requirement was the ability to sit on your ass and be utterly useless in a crisis?  HAHAHA GOOD TIMES’.  And Danny sighs and rolls his eyes and Stiles keeps going ‘No, like really guys, I’m not kidding, the multiple choice exam was like ‘an ancient evil has just got off the bus.  do you a) tell the alpha, b) do a spell, or c) go back to bed GEE HMM WHAT TO CHOOSE WHAT TO CHOOSE.’

And holy shit Kira is totally Indiana Jones and Malia is her sidekick, which she’s quite content to do, thanks, because that means Kira usually goes first and is more likely to take the brunt of whatever death trap they set off this week, its only logical, really.  And privately everyone else thinks to themselves that the two of them are a little bit gay for each other, don’t tell Scott and Stiles, but they’re like a-ok with that, I mean, come on, like they’re not a little bit gay for each other themselves, pfft whatever.

And Liam joined the fire department because he figured that’s somewhere that could probably use a supernatural hand too, and he’s never been one to like limitations or being afraid of anything so like, picking a career path involving one of the few things that can actually have a good shot at killing him just makes SENSE cuz that’s Liam.  Hey, humans do it despite the danger all the time, why can’t he?  And he coaches the lacrosse team when he’s not on duty and stops by the animal clinic to bug Scott while he works and casually mentions ‘oh hey so that one kid I was telling you about, good kid, totally wouldn’t wet himself in the face of danger’ and Scott sighs, ‘Stop trying to recruit from your lacrosse team, Liam’ and Liam sulks ‘well fine, so there’s this new guy at the fire department, good guy, totally wouldn’t wet himself in the face of danger’…’NO, Liam,’…..’well if your wife would stop digging up cursed artifacts and your best friend would quite experimenting with highly dangerous magical materials, maybe I wouldn’t be have to bug you about adding new wolves to the pack all the time but nooooooo, why so reasonable Liam?’

Q: I come here often for this reason but you're that ray of sunshine in a plot of darkness that reminds me: Stydia will be end game (I HOPE). PLZ write me something beautiful about them cause I srsly love them so much.



The last time she’d seen him was the the night of Scott’s “We Actually Survived High School” Party. He spent most the night in the McCall’s pool floating on a pretentious looking raft that had fake palm trees bursting out of each side. He looked happy, which was something she’d rarely seen after the Nogitsune incident. He, Scott, and Liam were busy splashing each other with water while Malia and Danny sat on the sidelines laughing and calling out party fouls. 

"Why did that never happen?" Kira’s voice sounded behind her cause Lydia to be torn away from the scene before her. 

They both stood on the back patio, far enough away that the music playing by the pool completely hid their conversation from any werewolf ears. 

"You and Stiles, I mean." Kira clarifies, a red cup in her hand as she knocks shoulders with Lydia. 

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Bailando Asi


So I noticed that Danny seemed totally unfazed by Scott wanting to dance with him in 2.11 and it made me think that maybe they’d danced together before.

Pairing: Scott/Danny
Rating: PG
Summary: Scott and Danny dance together in seventh grade.
Warnings: some references to homophobia, nothing major.

Seventh grade is a weird year for Danny. It’s the year he comes out to everyone, for real, and it’s the year that things start to change. Coming out in and of itself is weird to him—the whole part where he has to tell people, as if it’s some new thing about him, a sudden discovery, when really he feels exactly the same. Seventh grade is also the year he gets his own desktop, and he spends a lot of time on the computer seeing what he can do with ISP addresses and lines of code.

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Still patiently waiting for Hot Single Dad Scott fic

Fandom fucking loves Hot Single Dad fic and now we’ve got Scott & Liam practically giftwrapped for us

Come on guys where it at

Hot stripper dad Scott who works at a strip club to pay his way through college because he’s as earnest about his cliches as he is everything else.  And Erica drags Isaac, Boyd, Jackson and Derek to the strip club to celebrate her 21st birthday and Derek glowers mightily but she’s like ‘if only you’d made it more of a priority to add girls to your pack I’d have female friends to bring instead of you fools but nope’ and Jackson’s girlfriend Lydia is all ‘umm excuse you’ and Erica rolls her eyes ‘bitch, we’re not friends, you just came to see male derriere’ and Lydia purses her lips like ‘Hmm.  Valid.’

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prompted: Would you consider writing blind!Blaine getting the opportunity to have his eyesight restored and even though there’s still a high chance it won’t be but he decides to take it. Kurt’s with him when they see the result and Blaine wants to see is Kurt first and when they remove the wrap from his eyes he sees Kurt for the first time ever and starts crying and Kurt thinks it didn’t work but it did and Blaine’s crying because he can finally see his gorgeous husband

(note that even with research i took a few liberties for the sake of the prompt and because hey, it’s fiction)

There are empty coffee cups stacked four deep on the chair next to the bed in Blaine’s exam room, evidence of Kurt’s proclivity to chain-drink caffeine when stressed. The doctor is a lot later in coming to exam Blaine than he’d said he would be, and despite Blaine’s understanding, laidback attitude about it Kurt knows that he’s antsy and nervous, too.

“Where is he?” Kurt asks, not even bothering to try and disguise the agitated whine in his voice. He takes to pacing by the window, hands jittering as he flutters them. “He said he’d be here ten minutes ago.”

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bleep0bleep replied to your post “Still patiently waiting for Hot Single Dad Scott fic Fandom fucking…”

hot single dad scott and preschool teacher derek. liam gets in trouble for biting baby garrett and scott + the other parent comes in for a conference except DEREK IS TOO DISTRACTED BY SCOTT’S HOTNESS.

*clutches face* CARRIE YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME. Derek is a new preschool teacher (werewolf preschool, tiny babbies wolfing out and squealing for Mr. Derek to “do the eyes, Mr. Derek, do the eyes!” and then he does the eyes and they squeak in equal parts fear and excitement TINY BABBY SIDEBURNS OMGGGGG), so he tries to be stern with the parents so they respect his authority but then in walks MR. MCCALL with his SHEEPISH GRIN and WARM EYES and Derek can’t stop staring at the beauty mark under his eye THAT COUNTS AS EYE CONTACT RIGHT??

And meanwhile Scott apologizes profusely for Liam and it’s like his inner Stiles kicks in because he just babbles through the entire parent-teacher conference about WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT because all that’s running through his head is “holy shit Mr. Derek is beautiful.” There are chaperoned field trips and awkward run-ins at the grocery store AND MAYBE THERE IS A BEACHand meanwhile Stiles cackles and is wildly unhelpful the entire time, both in babysitting Liam - they don’t get along, and Scott manfully does not laugh at Stiles losing fights with a five-year-old - and in aiding Scott’s wooing endeavors. (Obvs Derek is TORN because he can’t date one of his kids’ parents THAT WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL (“Literally no one cares, Derek,” Isaac says, but it is a lost cause. WOE IS DEREK.))

Garrett definitely shoves Liam into the kiddie pool at one point, and Scott has to come rescue him. Derek definitely does not melt at the sight of Scott comforting a small child, and definitely not at the sight of Scott’s soaking wet clothes sticking to his well-defined body GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER HALE THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.

okay but does Derek mope and pine for like MONTHS before realizing Scott keeps volunteering for the field trips and the beach endeavors and he brings snacks for all the werewolf babies and offers to help Derek clean the glitter off the classroom floor and then it all ends in makeouts and Liam dumping glitter on both of them saying “we get to keep Mr. Derek now right??”

Scott bringing healthy snacks for werewolf children DOES DEREK VOLUNTEER TO HELP HIM MAKE THEM NEXT TIME AND CUT THE CRUSTS OFF THE SANDWICHES I BET HE DOES. Longing glances over peanut butter and carrot sticks in the kitchen.

And then there is MISUNDERSTANDING when Derek’s longtime friend Boyd starts showing up for field trips (because he wants to laugh at Derek failboating over Hot Dad in real time), and Scott sees Derek and Boyd SMILING AND LAUGHING WITH EACH OTHER super fond-like and Scott’s like “Ohhhhh, they must be together.” I bet Derek totally interprets everything wrong too and thinks Scott likes Boyd. CUE IDIOT PINING. (Do Boyd and Isaac and Stiles and Allison all hang out and laugh at them behind their back you bet they do. Kira does not, because she is actually a nice person.)

(Is there a scene where Liam gets all sad about his impending preschool graduation because then he won’t get to see Mr. Derek every day and then Scott panics too I bet there is. Yes this spans an entire academic year these idiots pine at the speed of a glacier.)

Omigosh crawling around the tiny desks cleaning up glitter and Derek’s so focused on this one pesky pile of glitter that he doesn’t notice Scott getting closer and suddenly he looks up and Scott is right there. And because Scott has no game whatsoever, he pulls the friggin’ eyelash move, all like, “Hey, you’ve got some glitter there-” and brushes his thumb over Derek’s cheek and then they’re both leaning in and kissing and getting glitter everywhere oh no they should probably go wash that off together maybe.

And then yes Liam glitterbombs them and is adorable. DOES HE INCLUDE MR. DEREK IN HIS DRAW-MY-FAMILY PICTURE I BET HE DOES.




Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!



avengers au where clint’s got his hearing aids but he turns them off when hes bored so that he can try to decipher what everyones saying
and no one knows he does it but they think its weird when he misses huge gaps of a story or throws in an oddly specific detail that never happened or gets a name really wrong on an official report
tony and nat try to piece together whats happening through increasingly convoluted ways that may result in more than a few injuries
steves convinced its just something left over from when loki was in his head and he keeps trying to get sam to talk to him about it
bruce starts trying to develop a new hearing aid that’ll register the sound better (clint accepts them and then proceeds to continue turning those ones off too)
and then one day thor’s telling a story about loki’s embarrassing childhood and he just offhandedly says ‘tell barton to turn his ears on, he will like the next part’ and the room just goes quiet as they realize theres absolutely nothing wrong with clint hes just been being a shit the entire time

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