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Mahealahey Week, Day 1: Soulmate AU

pocketlass:

it’s still Monday in my timezone it totally countssssss

(Everyone Lives AU sorry not sorry. Vaguely post-3B. Blink-and-you-miss-it Scott/Stiles and Aiden/Jackson.)

Word Count: 1k

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Everyone knows that you’re born with the first words your soulmate tells you tattooed somewhere on your body. It’s one of the first things people show each other in preschool – which gets interesting, because most of them can’t read the words anyway – and everyone laughs when some kid uses it for Show & Tell or as one of those dumb class ice breakers, because it’s a sure sign that they couldn’t come up with anything better.

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jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

(Source: thvnderfox)

  • *reading smut*: okay
  • *reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT

Q: But do you realize how much better Princess Diaries 2 would work as a Scerek AU? With Scott growing into his princehood and/or True Alpha-ness when oh fuck, he has to marry (or join kingdoms with /whatever) someone else in order to become King? And Derek is Prince Nicholas who actually kind of really likes Scott even though they don't get off on the best foot???? And his uncle is plotting everything so he can steal the crown/Scott's alpha-hood?????

lastandlive

pocketlass:

I’m going to be honest, I don’t remember much from PD2 except the vague plot of Mia having to get married to be crowned queen, something about a fake horseriding leg, and then Chris Pine riding a comically large bicycle. (I didn’t even remember his character’s name, lol.) OH AND THERE WAS A PRINCESS SLUMBER PARTY AND JULIE ANDREWS RODE A MATRESS DOWN THE STAIRS. That was fun.

But OH DUDE this is basically the royal version of a teen movie plot and I love it.

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Q: Please please please, I neeeeeed Scallirek (Scott/Allison/Derek? I think it works). Gimme gimme, pretty pleeeeease~?

shinyglorchan

pocketlass:

COME JOIN ME IN MY CANOE THERE IS LITERALLY NO FOOTAGE OF ALL THREE TOGETHER AND HAPPY SO HERE HAVE BOUNCY SCOTT INSTEAD

okay so I have two premises that I really really want fic of lemme talk your ear off about them I am warning you this gets very very long

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pocketlass:

henrymaarchbanks:

omg but now i’m imagining scott leaving butterfly kisses along derek’s neck and oF COURSE DEREK LOVES IT SIGHING LIKE THE HAPPY LIL DORK HE IS but then pan over to stiles staring at them over his chow mein all like “wtf r u even doin rn”

gOD they probably get super gooey at pack nights can u imagine like cuddling up to each other and they forget everyone else is there until someones like “oh for gODS SAKE CAN U SHUT UP SO WE CAN FINISH THIS GODDAMN MOVIE”

ohhh nooooo you had me at “pack boardgame night”

they are banned from playing cards against humanity because they give each other the win literally every time. derek SUCKS at cah (and scott is too nice to come up with the mean zingers, so he sucks like 50% of the time) and his cards never make any fucking sense but scott picks him anyway. same vice versa. stupid cheating werewolves id-ing scents from the cards.

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You And I, Part 2

pocketlass:

Fun fact: if you stop reading before the second-to-last paragraph in this section, you can kinda sorta mostly pretend this was just a cute but weird lil Scerek small town/rock star AU. More or less.

Yeah, so the actual Orpheus/Eurydice mythology is (barely) starting in this section, and you know what that means. Major character death. Yup. The Fates are not actually in the original story, but I like keeping them around because reasons.

The next and final part will be up on Wednesday, as well as the alternate ending in a separate post. I’ll…probably be jumping right into my Odysseus/Penelope AU on Friday. Yay happy endings.

Part 2 Word Count: 4k

(Part 1)

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“…And that was Scott McCall with the eponymous single off his album, Nebraska. Eponymous, that means named after. I just gave you all a vocabulary lesson. You’re welcome. Anyway, we’re all waiting patiently for Scott to finish his upcoming album, but I hear we’ll be getting a new song in the not-too-distant future-”

Braeden turns the radio down. “Why do you listen to that stuff?”

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taliabobalia:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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pocketlass:

henrymaarchbanks:

pocketlass:

henrymaarchbanks:

pocketlass scott mccall the vet carrying tiny kittens around in the pocket of his scrubs bYE

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pOCKET NO do u think sometimes scott does paperwork at his desk with the kitten perched on his shoulder and maybe derek keeps coming in to browse the animals up for adoption but really he just wants to see scott again aND EVERY SINGLE TIME scott has some tiny animal on his person like maybe theres a wee puppy in his hands or a tiny turtle riding on the top of his shoe but that one tiny kitten is always in his pocket it loves to snuggle up there and maybe one day scott sees derek looking and asks if he wants to learn how to feed it and so he shows derek how to hold the bottle and how to stroke under its chin and eventually derek adopts the damn thing because its too cute and scott says he can’t part with the kitten so he comes to visit derek all the time but really he just wants to see derek more

ohhhh nooooo now I’m never gonna be able to sleep with the mental image of Scott doing paperwork with a tinY KITTEN PERCHED ON HIS SHOULDER STARING DOWN ALL INTENTLY LOOK IT’S SO CUTE IT’S HELPING. Derek has the worst fucking luck in the world, because every time he swings by the vet’s there’s a TINY ANIMAL HANGING OUT WITH SCOTT LIKE HE’S A FUCKIN DISNEY PRINCESS OR SOME SHIT.

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Q: prompt: scott and stiles watch derek and braeden's daughter and accidentally teach her a bad word

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martinisms:

wHY YES

WHAT AN EXCELLENT IDEA

"She needs Mr. Bunny directly after she’s eaten," Derek says, his eyes wide. "But when she’s sleeping she needs Bluebear or she won’t sleep at all. If she’s fidgety, play her the Brahms CD. She likes the quicker stuff. And she—"

"Derek," Braeden says, very seriously. She’s standing outside the door with her purse. "If you don’t stop talking and make us late for dinner, I will shove Mr. Bunny up your ass.”

Stiles doesn’t say a word. He and Scott have got it down that to mess with Derek and Braeden about either their daughter or their dinner reservations is to mess with the forces of hell itself.

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